{"product_id":"t-shirt-le-cauchemar-de-bruxelles","title":"T-Shirt \"LE CAUCHEMAR DE BRUXELLES\"","description":"\u003cp\u003eCertains cauchemars se votent à la majorité qualifiée.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLe Cauchemar de Bruxelles\u003c\/strong\u003e raconte la souveraineté perdue avec le sourire en coin : un Manneken-Pis qui fait ce qu'il pense des directives, le jaune de la Belgique, le rouge du cauchemar. L'humour est la plus vieille arme des peuples qu'on veut faire taire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLe tee des Français qui refusent de se faire dicter leur destin depuis une salle de commission. \u003cem\u003eUltimi Sumus.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLe tee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eCoupe oversize, ample et confortable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eCol rond (O-neck), manches courtes classiques\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e100 % coton, 260 g\/m² : épaisseur moyenne, respirant, doux, avec une vraie tenue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eSaisons : printemps, été, automne\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eSe porte seul ou en superposition\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEntretien\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eLavage en machine à 30 °C, cycle délicat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eNe pas utiliser d'eau de Javel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eSéchage en machine à basse température\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eRepassage à basse température, jamais sur l'impression\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eNettoyage à sec déconseillé\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eConseil de lavage\u003c\/strong\u003e : retourne le tee avant lavage pour protéger l'impression.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"width: 1024px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; 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